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gardener pack

A 3-pack of beer in alumimum cans usually sold at liquor stores and 7-11s. Each beer ranges anywhere from 18oz-25oz and only comes in major brands. Commonly purchased by or for teams of gardeners for consumption during or after a job on a hot summer day.

Wife: What's this 3-pack of Miller Lite doing in the fridge, honey? I thought you only drink Scotch.

Husband: Oh, I bought that for Jose and his guys when they come over to mow the lawn this afternoon. Its going to be 95 degrees outside. I thought I'd get them a gardener pack to cool off afterwards.

by Penus DeMilo August 7, 2021