Garnet Valley

a suburban school full of middle/upper-middle class kids. The girls hoard brand names like a chi rat collects joints. The boys like to act like tough lax bros, but we all know they're scared of the dark, and girls (see: wangster). Known for football and a kick-ass extra curriculars.

Rob: Yo man, wanna hit up GRun?
Wiggz: Nah, gotta promote my shitty white-boy rap remix.
Emma: Not another!
Rob: Dude, you have more covers than Emma has Abercrombie tees.

You know what would be funny? to drop off these Garnet Valley badboys in the middle of West Philly.

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garnet valley

A bunch of big husky rich kids that fuck bitches and get money. We don't fight but we just like to look tough. All we wear is brand name clothes

Springfield kid: you trying to smoke some weed?
Garnet Valley kid: na i'm trying to fuck some bid

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