gawkward

Being both geeky and awkward.

Being a n00b in the room made her feel gawkward.

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gawkward

A feeling of uncomfortable body self-consciousness, especially concerning the wearing of revealing clothing.

I wore my new sundress to the picnic, but it showed so much flesh that I felt totally gawkward.

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gawkward

Discomfort from or a situation involving a homosexual interacting with a heterosexual in an inappropriate way.

Then Matt--who's gay--sat in my lap and asked me to see Les Miserables with him. Totally gawkward situation.

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Gawkward

When you lock eyes with a stranger for a moment too long and it becomes awkward.

I had a gawkward moment at the coffee shop today. This lady gawked at me too long making me feel uncomfortable, so I grabbed my coffee and GTFOT (Got the F outta there)

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Gawkward

Adjective: A shortened form of the useful phrase "God-awfully awkward."
To be used in relation to people, places, and situations.

Crap! The new girl we hired today is my boyfriends ex. How gawkward is that?!

or

OMG! Did you see that girls outfit?? It was SO gawkward!

or

That kid is so gawkward; he has no idea how to interact with other human beings!

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socially gawkward

A serious condition that affects horny teenagers. When chatting with a female, one who is socially gawkward cannot help but gawk at the innocent woman's breasts and get a hard on.

Betty: Ew, I was talking to Brian about the microbiology project yesterday and then he got all socially gawkward on me.

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Gawkward

Awkward freeze moment and look on your face when you're posing for a photo, but the person doesn't know how to operate the damn camera.

Photographer: Okay! Smile! 1...2...Shit, how do I turn this thing on?
Group: Gawkward!

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