Gay Drunk

When straight guys go to a party and get so drunk they turn gay.

1. Fuck! I woke up naked on a pool table with a beer bottle up my ass and dried jizz all over my body. I must have gotten gay drunk again last night.

2. Bob: Dude, I saw you on Boiz Gone Wild. You're a faggot.

Andy: Okay, first, I was gay drunk, so it's okay. Second, WTF were you watching Boiz Gone Wild for!?

Bob: ... you're gay.

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gay drunk

someone who kisses(makes out with etc) members of the same sex when drunk. usually occurs between college-aged females.

Edward Cullen: sorry for always trying to hook up with you at parties. I'm not gay, I swear. you're just really hot when I'm drunk

Jacob Black: it's okay. you're just a gay drunk

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drunk gay

When you act straight when you're sober but gay af when hammered

Yeah dude, my girl was making out with Lisa at the party after her third beer, she's a total drunk gay.

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