gay water

A vodka soda water with lemon or lime. A gay mans perfect gateway to a good buzz and a small waistline.

Bar goer: "Can I get two gay waters please?"
Bartender: "Two vodka sodas with lemon coming right up!"

Or

Friend 1: " Oh my god so and so is looking so thin!"
Friend 2: " I know, right! He's only been drinking gay water when he goes out!"

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Testing the Gay Waters

The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.

Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.

Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.

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