Geandpa

An unusually large bean.

"Hey man, you see my geandpa anywhere?"

"No man, those beans be hidin' like a needle in a beanstalk.
Just because it's a large bean don't mean it's a huge bean."

"Oh no, I was talking about my father's dad"

"This is not text, we're having a face to face conversation. How could you misspell this?"

"I just real like my geandpa"

"You're weird"

Geandpa

An unusually large bean.

"Hey man have you seen my geandpa?"

"No man, these beans be good in hiding.
Just cause they are unusually large don't mean they ain't small like a needle in a beanstalk."

"Lol I mean't my grandpa, have you seen him?"

"Wtf, we are having a vocal, face to face conversation, how did you make that spelling mistake?"

"I dunno, just really like my geandpa, man"