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gear-shift greeting

A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.

I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.

by QuacksO March 27, 2019

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