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"At nine I used to geese hoes for Easter clothes." - Memphis Bleek
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When a person releases a succession of farts which resemble the sound of a pack of geese flying over.
1. George rattled off several farts in a row and turned to the guy sitting next to him on the subway and said, "did you just hear some geese fly by?"
2. Person 1: Hey man, did you hear those geese fly over!?!
Person 2: Dude, you need to check your pants.
3. Person 1: Ahh, did you just geese?
Person 2: Heck yes I did.
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To be extremely intoxicated on alcohol, marijuana or a mix of both
CUDI, he was geese last night
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Geese:
A group of meth addled homeless people who flap their arms and hiss when threatened.
Goose:
A meth addled migratory homeless person who flaps their arms and hisses when threatened.
Those damn Geese keep shitting on my lawn and hissing at me!
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Geese caused climate change and need to die because they are evil devil-serving fucks. They also have teeth on their tongue.
Geese are disgusting and make me want to grab their noodle necks and thrash them around like a ceiling fan until their body falls off. Plz help me kill all geese.
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What old people smell like
I hugged my grandpa and he smelled like a flock of geese
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1) An expression of shock, disbelief, disgust, or just annoyance.
2) A sarcastic response when you really dont care but want to pretend you do.
1) Hey today I had to have my colon removed - (response) GEESE!
1a) Turn the mic off and get off my show guys!!!!! GEESE!!!!
2) Today me and my girlfriend had the greatest day ever - (not giving a fuck response) geese
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