Genderblivion

The oblivion of circular logic present when your friends fall into a diametrically opposed debate on gender, where no conclusive stance is reached and nobody agrees or knows who the hell still has a penis by the end of it.

Dave: Dude, you putting the chicken on the barbeque ?
Steve: Don't call me dude ! My name is Shirley !...And why the fuck does this urban dictionary entry name me Steve?!!!!

(Steve's dick falls out from under his mini skirt)

Dave: Cos that's your name dude. It's been your name since you were a baby. Besides, you need better underwear...(while pointing at Steve's dick)
Steve/Shirley/Who the fuck knows: Screw you dude! Having a dick doesn't mean I'm not a girl. Stop beings transphobic!
Dave: Sure dude...I mean dudette ??? Fuck - I don't know. Can you just stop following my 12 year old daughter and her friends into the changeroom at Sportworld? Please? They're all super creeped out and think you're a pervert.
Steve/Shirley/Who the fuck knows: I have a right to change where I want!....and fuck this urban dictionary writer - My name is Shirley !!

(Dave's wife Penelope steps out onto the patio, quite upset...)

Penelope: What the hell? Have you guys just been sitting out here in genderblivion for the past 30 minutes? !! I told you to put the chicken on the barbeque a long time ago and the guests will be here anytime now !
Steve/Shirley/Who the fuck knows: I'M NOT A GUY ! .....FUCK !!!

(Steve's penis is still poking out from under his mini skirt)

Everybody : Huh ???!!!????