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Some chinese dude who has a chicken dish named after him. For your edification, "Tso" is pronounced like "Dzwaw", believe it or not.
General Tso's chicken sure is tasty.
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General Tso was a Chinese general who once served under the Rangoon Dynasty. Little is known about him, and most information comes from anonymous biographers and disgruntled old Chinese restaurant owners (also anonymous.) Though we know very nothing about his early life and career, General Tso was famous for his favorite recipe -- a chicken dish which would come to be named after him.
It is said that Tso first discovered General Tso's chicken when he was trying to make a traditional dish known as "Completely Lame-foo-yung Chicken" and accidentally spilled three pounds of awesome into the pot. The result was the delicious and deadly General Tso's chicken, which he used to conquer all of eastern Asia in the name of the Rangoon Dynasty. Modern General Tso's Chicken is made with an artificial version of the awesome used in the traditional recipe, in order to avoid exploding the heads of customers at Chinese restaurants everywhere.
Despite their efforts, historians today still know very little about the man known as General Tso.
Man, I don't know who this General Tso guy is, but he makes damn good chicken!
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1. Noun. A stomach and lower intestinal tract condition incurred after eating too much/too greasy Chinese food. Often results in less than solid stool movements, aka shitsplosions.
2. The Chinese version of Montezuma's Revenge
Panda Express offers its customers free General Tso's Revenge after each meal.
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Deep-fried chicken pieces in a sweet, tangy sauce. Served at Chinese restaurants in North America but nonexistent in China itself.
I went to China but they didn't have General Tso's chicken, so I came back home.
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A popular Chinese take out dish made of chicken glazed in a sweet and salty sauce.
Often confused with the similar but different kung pow chicken.
I had general tso's chicken for dinner last night.
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the expulsion of severe diarrhea several hours after eating General Tso's Chicken; a ska band centralized in Northeast Florida
"Dude, I went to the Chinese buffet last night, and man, I got hit with General Tso's Fury as soon as I got home."
"General Tso's Fury has an awesome horn line, but they write weird songs."
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commonly substituted for the chinese food dish known as 'General Tso's chicken' in some lower end chinese food restaurants. such an establishment may be identified by the presence of several live traps in the back alley. some of these may contain a cat, raccoon, or small dog, awaiting their newfound destiny as a cleverly disguised menu item.
'hi, i'll have the teriyaki dog, an order of pigeon fingers, and the General Tso's cat.'
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