hes too old to simp for
your too young to simp for gentle criminal
the type of guy you think is innocent but is not. he does small crimes and doesn’t get caught while doing it. smart; could do bigger, but only steals for good reason.
her: Wow he’s such a nice guy.
friend: I’ve heard he does small crime to help others out and never gets caught.
her: he’s must be a gentle criminal