A speccy cunt with curly hair.
George Shares have a keen nose for finding the 'spiciest' of bargains in the wild.
You can usually find a George Share at his habitat building lego to sell on ebay or at a shop with 'bargain' in its name such as B&M BARGAINS.
Georges are cuddly with great skin and a godly jawline that can cut through metal.
If you find one it can be tamed with haribos and a peronni.
Look at that George Share over there mommy!
He's so cute! I want one!
LITTLE SHIT STOLE 20 QUID OFF ME USING HIS BARGAIN SENSES.