gerald adkins

a man who is highly involved in having sex with nude fat men while doing a midget's homework; also very obsessed with the Undertaker and the Marines; AKA Captain America

Boy: Hey look it's Gerald Adkins!
-Gerald walks in with a Captain America suit on-
Gerald: Hey guys I just had sex with a man and pile drived him like the Undertaker! And my father's name is Kermit!