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Letting out a huge fart while taking a hot shower. The steam intensifies the effect, making it many times worse than normal, basically baking the smell into the walls, shower curtains, and towels.
This is similar to a Dutch Oven, except much, much, worse, and is a reference to a popular method of execution during the Holocaust.
Dude, I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and I totally German Ovened her. The funny thing is, she's Jewish, so it hit her twice as hard.
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The mechanics and principles are exactly the same as a Dutch Oven however the act involves following though to lay a fresh poop.
Then one locks the other participant (Preferably the one who did not do the poop) under the sheets.
Person1 "I can't believe you followed through trying to Dutch Oven me."
Person2 "That's how a German Oven works"
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With connection to the dutch oven, the German oven has a similar principle, yet the main diference is the gas that is released into the 'oven'.
As history tell us the German oven will contain Zyklon B an will therefore kill the fellow occupant of the bed.
A brutal joke with dark consequences, but it is German after all.
Adolf: Come into ze bed my pretty *releases German Oven*
Anne: Okay, mein Fürher
*Anne gets in bed and begins to choke and slowly suffocates while Adolf watches on in admiration*
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A place used to deal with bankers and the liars on television news.
A machine used to restore a country to its glory. Great for cooking a certain group of people you get censored if you talk about.
We need to put all of the bankers and Hollywood producers in a German Oven
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A large oven of the walk in variety, unlike a standard wall oven a german oven has standing room for many Slavs, Jews, gypsies and homosexuals
There was room for many Mondays in the german oven
The german oven had lots of room to clear out the ghetto
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Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.
I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her
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Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.
I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her