Get bent

Go away. Fuck off. Go fuck yourself.

Crowley: I don't need your help. Get bent, Moose.

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Get bent

A phrase used to politely tell someone to fuck off/get fucked

You know what “get bent” bro.

Yeah we we’re arguing in public and I simply said “get bent”

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Get bent

go away or get lost

person1: "Can I borrow £10?"
person2: "Get bent".

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Get bent

The shortest way to tell someone that you hope they sprain their penis the next time they attempt to have sex.

During your next roll in the hay, I hope your penis bends in half and you cry aloud. That is to say, get bent.

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get bent

Telling someone to fuck off or go fuck themselves.

That '70s Show characters telling each other to get bent when they're pissed at each other.
Hyde: get bent!

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get bent

Much more subtle than fuck you or go to hell, but with all the impact. It is the abbreviated imperative for, "You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!" Used in reply to outrageous requests...

Spouse: "Honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? I'm trying to speak with mother about the baby shower."
Other Spouse: "Hey bee-atch, get bent! Can't you see that me and my homies are watching the game? And tell that old hag to suck my dick while you're at it?"

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get bent

a less offensive phrase used in a refusal to perform a chore. "fuck off".

"i need this paperwork done"
"well, you can just get bent"

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