Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"

Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*

Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.

I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.

get cookies

The act of fooling around that leads up to male ejactulation.Primarily used when asking a friend if they had sex.

"Did you get cookies from that girl last nigh?"
"TWICE!"

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to get cookies

Slang for masterbation

Damn, just finished a crucial session of COD. Time to get cookies

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get your cookies

To get off; to have an orgasm

You slept with him? Girl did you get your cookies?

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Gets Her Cookies

When a woman has an orgasm.

Her previous boyfriend was a Minute Man, but now she gets her cookies almost every time.

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getting them cookies

A predetermined act of sex while one is usually "turnt up" or "on one".

Dude-Hey bro, ima getting them cookies tonight.
Bro-No way dude, I've been tryin to get them cookies all year!

Dude-Yea, Jenny's super "turnt up" tonight!

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