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When a girl comes to your house and she opens your pants and starts biting, sucking, and licking your penis. But when she sucks it to hard it makes her choke.
When that I let that girl get into my pants, she choked and almost died..
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When you go out with a guy on the first date and he Try’s to Get In My Pants
Just met a guy . He picked me up at my place and within one Minute he tried to get in my pants!
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a phrase that is used after saying the same thing as someone, like jinx but cooler.
Chelsea: have you seen my softball? (simultaneously)
Alisa: have you seen my softball?
Get out of my pants!
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"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"