Get the d

Getting laid.

Natalie has a new boyfriend. She will probably get the d tonight.

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Getting the D

The act of having sex or sexual activities with a penis; getting some man candy in your bed; getting some dick.

Said by the receiving end, guy or girl, owner of the mouth, vagina, or booty.

Susie: So are we going to that party you told me about?
Lucy: Hell yeah, I'm getting the D tonight!

or

Susie: So did you get the get the D from Keith?
Lucy: No, he told me it'd "ruin the friendship" or some bullshit like that.
Susie: Wow what a little bitch.
Lucy: Yeah I know, I just want the D.

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Getting The D

(verb):

The act of aquiring the male genitalia in any way shape or form. For example if you are feeling anal that is getting the d, so is a d to the eye, ear hole, mouth, throat, puntang, or other.

Friend 1: What did you do after Bob's party.

Friend 2: I got the D!

Friend 1: You were Getting The D! No way how!

Friend 2: That's a secret.

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Get the D

Something said after one pwns the noobs in call of duty. Literally meaning "Get the Dick"

3 piece, get the d, no re, times 3

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getting some D

"getting some D" is a nicer less crude way to say "im going to get fucked tonight!"

"Damn,girl, since he left me, I've been bored. I should be getting some D."

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Getting Ken´d

It´s that awkward moment when you´re telling a story & realized no one´s listening, so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything.

Bob: Hey so did you see the last episode of the walking dead?
Jack:Yeah it was pretty gnarly.
Mary: Did anyone watch Glee I think its one of the .....
Bob: Lori is such a slut.
Jack:Dont you just hate getting Ken´d

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GET SOME :D

when someone wants you to get laid, right NOW.

HEY JIMMY, JIMMY, (yeah..?) GET SOME :D (uhh, ok! :D)

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