get wood

1. When your pocket rocket prepares to blast off to planet poontang.

2. To gather the secondary xylem of trees and shrubs.

1. "I can't get wood."

2. "I can't get wood - we're in a desert."

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getting wood

1. The act of attaining an erection.

2. The act of successfully harvesting wood from trees in the game Minecraft.

Lauren didn't know what the achievement "Getting Wood" referred to.

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Get Bretton Wooded

Term used by economists to define pegging

After changing to the gold standard the economists proclaimed - "Get Bretton WoodedBitch"
Which meant that they were about to get pegged

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early bird gets the wood on

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

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getting my wood cut

Gettin my wood cut means getting his Dick ready to smash like shaving and cleaning the aria.

“DUDE IM GETTING MY WOOD CUT FOR TONIGHT “
“Damn bro are u smashing?”

Get off my wood

Stop bothering me; get out of my face.

Why you come steppin' on me? I am busy, so get off my wood.

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Gotta get that wood

Doing whatever is necessary to make money. Because money is made from paper and paper is made from trees which are wood.

Hey do you got ten bucks I can borrow? Nah, but later I gotta get that wood, so hit me up.