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Getting my balance

Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.

This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.

Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!

Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.

by revnorb November 30, 2011