gherking it

The action required to maintain an erection while porn videos are downloading. Also known as "the jiggle tap", it is a motion that involves a slight stroking of the erection (not a full on masturbation stroke) and fondling of the balls.

I was gherking it for 5 minutes while I was waiting for The Best of Jenna Jameson to download.

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gherk

Shortform of Gherkin, the type of small warty pickle; also used to refer to a senior male's genitalia.

Damnit Clancy! I don't wanna to hear about your nasty little gherk(in), I'm underaged!

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gherking

When an individual is in a state of shock or confusion in processing events that have occurred. Often paired with a hand to chest gesture, and perhaps a rocking motion.

Example: "I was gherking when Will.I.Am told me he was a fan of Bjork"

gherk

Noun: A person who is gullible and easily taken advantage of.

Hey Gherk! Party at your house...you bring the beer.

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Jerk le Gherk

when your main man want some hand pussy

Hey man im gonna jerk le gherk be back later.

Sounds gucci fam