Random
Source Code

ghosting the job

When a large group are assigned to a big rush job, one or more quietly disappear.. only to suddenly appear for a short while, as though performing tasks involved in the project. NOT! They are slipping off to text or other private tasks of their own. They are.. 'ghosting the job'.

Boss: 'Hey you guys - have you seen Russ or Dave?' Um.. yeah, they were just here a second ago.. but I can't see them now. Oh, here they come. Boss: 'You two are screwing the pooch! Quit ghosting the job and get busy!!'

by Century25 October 1, 2013

455๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghost job

while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"

Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!

by macock, Jmurk, dr. rob, Gjcobe July 11, 2009

193๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghost Job

When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.

Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.

by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghost Job

You get a Ghost Job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a blow job later but never does.

Bro1:"Hey man, every time I give my girl head first, she gives me a Ghost Job."

Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"

by dicknose May 7, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghost job

Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.

I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.

by ghost fan June 10, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghost job

Jobs that don't exist.

Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.

"Want a job bro?"

"You know I can't do your ghost jobs John"

by sarah280 November 10, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghost Job

A blow job fabricated in order to enhance a story or the sexual reputation of the teller.
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com

Guy1: Yo, sick time last night...where the hell did Gary go?

Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.

Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??

Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.

by Davinci Fox December 30, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž