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A very large, massive,extremely veiny cock.
Wow that giant penis of yours disappears when your fucking that guy
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one of the many things i wish i had
If only i wasn't hung like a crayon and had a gian black penis
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What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?
Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."
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Obviously a large penis. It is unknown as to which race of human this genitalia is. It also houses some power that makes it fly. As well as flying, it also makes itself invisible. Using this power, one can be the ultimate sex icon.
" I Tried to take a whiz, but my penis magically detatched it self from my crotchal region and flew away. It turned invisible and grew in size quite dramatically. I knew It to be as The Giant Invisible Flying Penis. "
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A massive walrus wielding a very large and erect penis, but it gets better...it's on FIRE!!!
PLEASE CHOKE ON MY GIANT FLAMING WALRUS PENIS!!!
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