giant retard

a big guy who does idiotic things and sounds stupid when they talk.

playing video games and trying to pass a music section for the 13th time.

J:Alright I got this!!

K:Just go with the beat, man.

J after completing the section and throwing the controller down: YEAH!! RUFF RUFF!! AAAAHHH!! (while standing up and pounding on his chest)

K:WTF, man?!?!? THAT'S MY CONTROLLER YOU THREW ON THE GROUND! YOU'RE SUCH A GIANT RETARD!!!

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retarded giant

The conclusion of a sex act where after the male climaxes, he rolls off of his partner, roots through their purse/wallet for cash, and then heads out to get something to eat.

Sharon was pissed that James pulled a retarded giant on her last night. He didn't even ask her if she wanted anything from Jack in the Box.

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