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a new kind of razor, made by Gillette, that is extremely pointless. It consists of not 1, not 2, but 5 blades! It has such a precise cut, i mean incision, in one's face that it will even make the ass of an elephant bare.
Damn mother fucking Gillette Fusion, that shit is so strong that the doctor had to sew 4 stitches in my fucking cheek! Fuckin' ay!
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the curse that currently afflicts roger federer, causing him to lose in the semi-finals in the austrialian open and in the first round of the dubai tennis championships, and which will lead to further struggles in his tennis game. caused by endorsing the gillette fusion power phenom razor.
the curse of the gillette fusion power phenom is similar to the cubs' curse of the billy goat, except that it involves only one guy and the sport of tennis.
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