gine rot

the reason why women should definitely wash their private parts frequently. unbeknownst to most men, after a few days of warmth, darkness and no bathing, a smell akin to that of a dead muskrat begins to emit from between a girl's legs.

in men, a similar phenomenon known as sweaty balls occurs.

tom: "i be smelling somethin' powerful unhealthy."
bob: "yeeeeep. smells like a bobcat just got run over by a semi ... four days ago."
peter: "woo-wee! yessiree! like a rotten rattler egg baked in the sun. you smell anything, carla?"
carla: "i have to go. now." (runs)
peter: "good lordy, that was gine rot we be smellin'!"

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