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Gingers are people who are commonly mistaken as having no soul, but in fact have souls, they are just stolen. Gingers are soul sucking redheads who are slowly sucking the universe's life force, slowly. If you ever see a ginger with blue eyes, be afraid. Be very afraid.
Yeah. I got my soul sucked by a crazy ginger I met in a bar, again.
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1) One who has coloured hair ranging in shades from Red to Strawberry blonde.Usually pale with freckles,less susceptible to electrical pain,more susceptible to sunlight. Although these r not a wholly 'ginger' traits & may not apply.
Loved, mocked & feared by those of different hair colours. Prejudice towards redheads is formally known as Gingerism& fear of them is Gingerphobia.
Usually associated with such insults as carrot top, ginger nut, Duracell and gingivitis - entirely unrelated, its gum disease.
Famous people e.g queen Elizabeth, Boadicea, celebrities -Nicole Kidman, Gerri Halliwell, Catherine Tate, Mich Hucknall- associated with this hair colour - on the increase this year as it has been hallmarked as the 'new blonde'.
Between 1& 2% of people in the UK have red hair
Red hair has more pheomelanin than other hair colours, but less of the dark pigment eumelanin thus causing the colouring
Redhead day is the name of a Dutch festival that takes place each first weekend of September in the city of Breda, the Netherlands.
It is said that Gingers have a higher sex drive, are better in bed, are generally more mischievous and known as 'kinky'
2) A type of spice used for cooking and also consumed whole as a delicacy or medicine
3) Earliest known ancient Egyptian mummified body dating back to pre 3000 bc
4) Various bands artists and groups
1) That person has ginger hair
Its a ginger...
Don't make them angry, they're ginger...
They must be good in bed... have you heard the rumours about fiery red head's?
2) Shall we add some flavour?
How, about some ginger...?
Would you like a gingerbread man?
3)Its a mummy :O
4) Wikipedia!!
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The Ginger planet of mars (previously colonised by Matt Damon) gave birth to the greatest being of all time: Your mum.
Who later partnered up with Michael Jackson and hehe’d to the moon. It was here where they met with the mighty Vector who influenced them to chemically create a baby based off of their home planet - Ginger Mars. They quickly had the urge to do this on earth and infiltrate the society by over throwing the generic haired people. With the help of the infamous Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, they were able to chemically and biologically form the first ever ginger.
Thus blessing the earth with Ed Sheeran - the nations designated ginger
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: meet my ginger accomplice
Ed: My bad habits lead to wide eyes stare into space
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A fantastic breed of humans. Gingers typically have lovely luscious red locks. They are often made fun of by non-gingers, but everyone knows that it's because they're just jealous of our gingerosity.
Brunette: "You have no soul!"
Ginger: "You're an envious poopyhead."
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Ginger people have been discriminated against throughout history due to the colour of their ginger hair. Ironically, ginger is an anagram of the word "nigger", and whilst there have been moves from gingers to unite with black people throughout the world to form a united front against oppression, they are nevertheless ridiculed by all races. Regarded as a "sub-species" gingers have tried desperately to embrace black culture based on the success of the cultural and political subversion of the word "nigger" as an insult, to one of racial empowerment.
Black person: "Waazzup mah nigger?"
Other black people: "Waaaazzaup maaaaah niggaaaaaar!!!!"
Non-black people: "man that's cool - I wish I could say that too!"
Ginger person: "What's up my ginger?"
Other ginger person: "Hello. What's up my ginger?"
Non-ginger person: "...Cunts"
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