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gingervitus

Horrible disease. Forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park.

Trevor: Ha! Look a ginger kid!
Devan: That poor bastard has gingervitus.

by benormous May 5, 2006

409πŸ‘ 211πŸ‘Ž


gingervitus

A plague on mankind, a ginger is a genetically inferior race of peoples with red hair and freckles who have no sole.

Wir mΓΌssen die Ginger ausrotten

There is no other cure for gingervitus

by D KILLA October 15, 2006

95πŸ‘ 141πŸ‘Ž


gingervitus

A disease, normally affecting women, whereby the sufferer finds herself inexplicably and totally attracted to men with red or "ginger" hair. The disease, which has no known cure as of yet, is normally acquired after one has a severe infatuation with a particularly attractive and sexy ginger, leading the sufferer to believe ALL red-heads are equally attractive.

Girl 1: OMG i have a bad case of the gingervitus, i keep seeing ridiculously sexy redheads everywhere i go! i don't know what to do!
Girl 2: Ah the same thing has been happening to me ever since i saw that sexy beast Rupert Grint in Harry Potter and the half blood prince.

by mofee July 29, 2009

44πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


gingervitus

The condition of being ginger. Usually hereditary. The only way to stop the epidemic is to stop their procreation but due to their typical hidiousness they don't tend to get laid anyway

Poor cunt he has gingervitus

by Lisa Curran April 1, 2005

52πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


gingervitus

The unfortunate occurance of having light skin, red hair of any shade, and freckles. I am talking of course, of ginger kids. Those poor, unlucky kids.
But if you just have red hair, you are a daywalker

Sammie: Dude, look at that ginger kid!
Hailey: Yeah, looks like he has a BAD case of Gingervitus!

by Samanthaa* August 17, 2007

29πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


gingervitus

a term used to describe the genetic inheritance of the "ginger" gene.

those unfortunate enough to have this disablity learn to live with the florescent hair, pale skin, and frekles from birth. many live into old age and have perfectly normal lives

bob: sheesh dude, that poor poor child has gingervitus!

by effenzo December 9, 2006

22πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


gingervitus

A terrible disease that forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

CAUTION: STAY AWAY FROM ANYONE SUBMITED TO THIS DISEASE AS IT MAY BE CONTAGIOUS

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park (Season Nine).

Eric: Dude last night I was wasted and I hooked up with the ginger girl!
Mike: Oh my god! Stay away from me! You're gonna have gingervitus now!

by chrissyyyyy October 2, 2007

18πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž