Gladding

(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"

"Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."

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glad

(adjective) describes a mood of stable happiness, state of elation, also (esp. males) arousal. Noun: Gladness; adverb: gladly; verb: gladden

Just thinking of Georgie's sensuousness made him glad

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gladful

Once again another word created by Rygin King, (jamaican dancehall artiste) That makes no sense, but he wouldn’t know cause he’s fully dunce. We assume it’s a combination of thankful and glad but we reconably will never be sure.

Up and gladful today! Give thanks

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Glad

1. Thankful; great-full 2. Joyful or content.

We were glad our family made it home safely.

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Glad

The feeling a man has after he ejaculates.

I'm so glad that I feel we should sleep together!

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Glad

I do know what you are talking about:) when we were in the same room I could feel my heart attached to his… like a rope pulling me, not the best description.

The spider was a legit spider… daddy long legged to be exact… still is on vacay…

I am completely 100 percent not witchy:) you can ask any spider :) okay not the furry, quick ones… we probably should for my argument sake keep it to the spiders as my witnesses:) my eyes should love most times, but they can also make people go uh oh…

That is what I meant about being a nuisance. The last thing I want to do is bother him, even if my ideas are super cute and funny. Hence, why I put them in a box now.

Kinda funky today… did something yesterday and it didn’t turn out the way I planned, so then the overthinking starts. And then I couldn’t get on this thing because someone was being a jerk and there was nothing i could do about it.(cryptic… sorry)
And then that causes me to overthink more when I really don’t need to.

That is why I stay in my little dream bubble. Everything is happy:) sometimes I think things are trying to pop my bubble or are blowing me around. (Metaphor for me overthinking and getting in a funk)

if you are just figuring out now I am nuts, I am disappointed:) my best friend last week was a spider who left… even the spider knew I was batty. Maybe the spider thought I was a bat and I was going to eat it… I wouldn’t/couldn’t eat a spider. If I ended up on survivor, I would die of starvation.

Yikes… definitely sounds bad. Glad to hear you are on the mend.

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glad hands

Used to describe a handshake from a person who has malicious intentions, in regards to your future.

Fuck smiley glad hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses

- from "Aenima" by Tool

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