Glass Banana

A glass banana is someone who is very clumsy and they bruise really fast and easy.

Boyfriend: "Babe be careful where you step, you're a glass banana. I don't want you to hurt yourself."

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Slip You the Glass Banana

To pull a fast one. Deception with ill intent.
Origin: Government employees.

After the vendor had finished speaking, the chief technologist turned to procuct lead and said "don't let them slip you the glass banana."

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man banana glasses

To place your balls one on each eye while having a boner while someone is passed out. Similar to German sunglasses and a Roman helmet.

She passed out as we were having sex so I made her wear my man banana glasses.

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