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1 - The name of a certain image showing a female golfer kissing a glass, penis-esque trophy. Thought to be seen by pretty much everyone who frequents the internet.
2 - A term used by b3tans to describe a popular link that everyone's seen before.
B3tan 1 - www.yetisports.org
B3tan 2 - Wow..that is the epitome of glasscock.
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'Glasscock' specifically refers to a widely and repeatedly distributed photograph of a woman kissing a glass trophy which, owing to the angle from which it was taken, resembles a large cock.
However, it is commonly used perjoratively to describe any (typically humourous) image or similar file, posted on the Internet, which has previously been widely seen.
Rather than to criticise the image itself, it is intended to insult the person who posted the image for wasting the recipients' time, and for being out-of-date.
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a web link sent to you in email, or posted on a web-board which everyone and their uncle has seen before
as in the girl kissing the penis-shaped golf trophy
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1. A phalis made of glass.
2. A rooster made of glass.
3. A road in Mission, TX.
1. That glasscock was ribbed for added pleasure.
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1. That trophy being kissed by that woman may look like a glasscock, but it is not.
2. My grandmother had numerous glasscocks on display in her curio cabinet when I was a child.
3. Damn, Glasscock Road is a long road. We should find out more about it at www.mintred.com/article/122/ .
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(Noun)
A term used for a man with a strong but fragile boner. Often used for a individual who can't keep a boner for very long.
(Verb)
The act of having a strong but fragile boner. Usually after the first ejaculation.
(noun)
Man, I have a major glasscock right now.
(verb)
Ty: Hey dude, did you glasscock last night?
Cullen: Yeah, last night was messed up, after the first round I couldn't seem to keep it up; I was totally glasscocking.
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Glasscock: adjective.
Origin: crafted from an English (UK) family name that I and the fellow crafters of this new insult puzzled over. We wondered why anyone would want to keep such a name. And thus an insult was born.
Definition: An insult or expletive in which the user is implying that someone's cock (penis) is so weak that it would "break off" or "shatter" in the act of coitus (sex). An insult meant to invoke a sense of impotence or sexual inferiority or fragility of the victim's genitalia. The best use of the term comes with the imagined context of either an angry cowboy or Samuel L Jackson yelling the insult in conjunction with the word motherfucker. (See examples below)
Angry Cowboy: Gawd dang sumbitch! Yew glasscock motherfucker!
Samuel L Jackson: Why you glasscocked motherfucker!
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There is one-of-a-kind daguerreotype of Jack Glasscock on glass that is a recent significant discovery. Daguerreotypes were typically created on silver-plated copper plates, but it appears that this one is a unique exception.
Given the rarity and historical significance of this daguerreotype, it's likely to be highly valuable. The fact that it's on glass rather than the traditional copper plate adds to its uniqueness and potential worth.
Considering the highest price ever paid for a daguerreotype at auction was $922,488, is it possible that this Glasscock daguerreotype on glass could exceed that record price due to its exceptional rarity and historical importance.
There is a Jack Glasscock daguerreotype treasure!
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