glazed delights

n: Any fried cake or doughnut with a confectionary-style glazing enveloping it. Term used by upstanding gentlemen harkening to the turn of the 20th century. May often be dangerously sweet to the point of hyperactivity ensuing.

a:sexual congress with a sweaty person; or, sexual deeds resulting in generally sticky and sweet oozings hardening to a candy shell.

n: Examples include an apple fritter eaten by Pops on Regular Show which "Tasted like magic"

a: "I'm not one to share sordid details. However, let's say we were sharing our glazed delights til dawn.'

Chocolate Glazed Delight

When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.

"Dude last night I totally gave this girl a chocolate glazed delight and put her in the hospital."

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