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When you throw a lit cigarette from a moving vehicle at night.
You totally glittered that guy on the bicycle!!
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The fucking worst invention on the face of the earth. Sticks to everything and should be used as a form of torture to clean up.
Did you hear that Craig had to clean up some glitter?
Holy shit I feel bad for him.
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The herpes of crafts.
I have glitter all over my face and I can’t get rid of it.
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An unholy disease that transcends time and space.
I was talking on the phone with my sister, and wouldn't you know it, a wormhole allowed her glitter to get on me.
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glitter is the herpes of craft suplies
The thing about glitter is if you have it on you be prepared to have it on you forever, cause glitter doesn't go away.
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n.
A sparkling or glistening light.
Brilliant or showy, often superficial attractiveness.
An amazing person with a large heart and big SPIRITS!
You're nickname is glitter for a reason; so live your life and kick his ass to the curve.
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(v) To throw glitter on politicians who oppose gay rights, because it makes them look like homogays.
They glittered Tim Pawlenty yesterday.
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