Gloat Goat

An annoying person who brags loudly over something stupid or unimportant.

John (playing an online game): "I only have one more zombie to kill, and then I win again. For the fifth time in a row."

Sally (playing the same game): "Shut up, gloat goat, before I stomp your ass."

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Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."

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