glonk

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

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glonk

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

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Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

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Glonk

When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies.

"I am glonking out in COD!"

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Glonk

do be utterly useless, and do absolutely nothing

man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!"
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."

Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies.

Man, I'm such a glonk today!

Glonk

(n.) Does absolutely nothing and dies

"my teammates are being Glonks"

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