gloven

An insulated glove worn to keep hands from getting burned when taking stuff out of the oven or handling hot cookware. Formerly know as the "oven mitt".

If you're going to be operating a cornballer, you'd better be wearing a gloven.

gloven

An exclamation made by the more intellectual of the group.

I defeated Xu Huang in the last battle, it was intense, gloven!

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dutch gloven

A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.

Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.

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