Gloving it

When you are so drunk and you can't find lube, you think putting a condom on your finger will help you fit in an extremely tight vagina.

Make sure you glove it tonight.
She's so tight that I might have to glove it.
She's never done that before, did you glove it?
I'm gloving it Tonight!

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glove

1. a condom.
2. a garment that you put on your hands.

1. "No glove, no love."
2. "Put your gloves on; it's cold outside!"

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Gloving

The art of giving glove lightshows. :')

Shit... Ha-Ha and Yoshie just did a tag-team lightshow for me. I was just melting.. They're some fuckin experts at gloving. PLUR!

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Gloves

Put it on your left hand. Put it on your right. Go into the cold and feel alright

Gloves are so effective when your in the cold. FUCK YOU COLD!

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glove

a condom

No love without the glove.

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glove

When you get a handjob from a hospital nurse

That bitch at the hospital gave me some good glove last night bro

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glove

verb: to ignore, to feign ignorance of, especially to default on a response to a greeting

I was walking down the street when I saw Jeff, so I was like "Hey Jeff" but he gloved me and just kept on walking.

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