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A disheartened emotional state, often manifests a short loss of spirit, more colloquially described as a feeling of sad and shit
Only receiving the participation award Jimmy B seemed glum then angrily and dramatically raising his arm with a single erect digit in tow, and proudly waving it about at the announcer.
Tiffany was glum after Martin misinterpreted her texts and did not respond.
The act of going down on a female after the male has ejaculated inside her vag.
Barry: "Have you ever tasted your own spunk?"
Trevor: "No, what?! Thats sick, why, have you?"
Barry: "Yeah."
Trevor: "Why? Thats wrong, and a bit gay!"
Barry: "It isn't gay, she made me do it!! She likes Glum Glum!"
used to describe someone who is really stupid or dumb
oh my god you are so glum
haha glummage
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When the people of the Land Of Sweden forget something, SOMEONE has to feed a bird. It’s best explained as a ritual, and it’s not a good thing to glum doing it. If you’re alone in a room when you realise you forgot something, a lot of superstitious people write to for e.x the police saying ”Jag glum 💀” with a picture describing their feelings in the moment, for years of extra luck.
person 1: Hey Örjan, jag glum my keys.
person 2: Oh, go back and get them! I’ll feed the bird for you.
person 1: Thanks, Åke!
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Something you say to your Friend when thay look down in the dumps.. Its also a book glum chum very weird a? i know thats what i thought..
boy: *tears*
other boy: why so glum chum?
Boy: I'm crying
Other boy: I can see that, but why?
boy: i dont know
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A glove that was used in sexual intercourse, resulting in it being filled with cum. Glove + Cum = Glum
Jennifer: WATCH OUT!!!
You: Ahhhhh what?!?
Jennifer: You legit almost stepped on a glum :/
You: Ewwwww
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