A glurb is a random insult. It could mean whatever definition you apply to it.
"You be glurbin them cocks in the bathroom huh faggot"
"Fuckin glurb, she's not into you. You ugly"
"Dude those glurbs straight up ripped me off and stole my money"
"I'm too high for this.. Did you just call it a glurber baby?!"
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A really awesome person. She probably likes really cool things. And whoever talks to her is in awe of her beauty.
"Oh wow! There goes Glurb!"
"Isn't Glurb awesome?!"
"I wish i was Glurb"
"I want to marry Glurb"
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A mysterious sexual act. *glurb* is probably the sound it makes.
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christine is an ugly ass glurb hobag that stinks like rotten fish.
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To stand on a cliff and hold someone by their ballsack using your teeth.
I was Glurbing with Jeremy last week so my balls are quite sore.
The sound you make while grapefruting someone
she put the grapefruit on my dick and starting going Glurb Glurb