go figs

An apocopation of the colloquial phrase 'go figure.'

John: Tom Cruise came out of the closet today.
Peter: Go figs.

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go fig yourself

An insult, meaning to go stick a fresh piece of skinless ginger root up ones anus. Sticking a piece of fresh ginger root into the anus causes an intense painful burning sensation.

"Mary was really pissed off at Scott, so she left him a phone message telling him to go fig yourself."

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