go french

to refrain from washing

"I think you should wash before we go to this party, you got pizza stains on your crotch and your armpits smell like onions."

"Nah I think I'm gonna go french, trust me, these rich girls eat up that scruffy trampish bullshit."

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going french

1. The state of being unbathed.

Some fucktard took all the hot water, so I'm going french today.

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going over french

This can only be done when your girlfriend is a babysitter. While she is at work, you go visit her and have sex in the homeowners bed. It is best pulled off when the man of the house walks in the room as you are putting on your shoes.

Friend 1- "Tyler was having sex with his girlfriend yesterday and pops almost caught them."

Friend 2-"At what point did he catch them?"

Friend 1-"Well they were done and he was just putting on his shoes.

Friend 2"Oh! Its all good. They were just going over French.

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