I went to go get a soda

Guy code to indicate that the user is going to watch porn.

Past tense: I went to go get a soda

Present tense: I'm getting a soda

Future tense: I'm going to go get a soda

Girlfriend: why haven't you answered any of my calls?
Boyfriend: oh, I went to go get a soda

Girlfriend: oh, okay

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going to get the soda

it's when you fuck a girl behind a dumpster while your friend beats up her boyfriend

going to get the soda, chaser

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go get a soda

the act of getting a liquid based beverage for your self or individual who may be thirsty, and or a certain paladin telling you to maybe go die.

Bro: im gonna go get a soda, you want one?

Bro#2: only if its a bullet to the brain!