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1. In soccer, or football as some places name the position, the only person that is really truly unique in the 11 players.
goalies are allowed to use hands while inside their own goalie box.
If you read to here, congrats! the people who left might think i am a boring asshole to leave things like this on urban! I am gonna start talking about what the goalie really does.
First of all, the goalie has the most fucked up job on the pitch. He dives, he saves, he leaps, he slides in mud, he cannot make mistakes, he is thought by assholes that don't know soccer as"easy job", and thought by even bigger assholes that know about soccer as "useless". chicks crave the strikers-they evade the goalkeepers.
secondly, no other position has a bigger decisive power than the goalie. if a goalie saves a goalbound shot, it equals as he scores one. why does so many assholes think the goalies are useless?
if you are a professional goalkeeper, great. good news, if you make good saves, you will show in the highlights. bad news, if you concede, the video of you eating shit will be played over and over again.
last, goalies are the backbone of the defence! when the team is fucked, its the goalie that has shit smeared all over his face picking up the ball from inside the goal and screaming:" fucking fight! you motherfucking assholes! lets go out and fuck those motherfucking fucks!!!!"
so! i hope you are a little more interested in goalkeeper!
"STOP THAT FUCKIN BULLSHIT AND PLAY SOME SOCCER!!!!!!!" yells the goalkeeper.
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A goalie is someone who saves the ass of their team day in and day out , but gets shit after missing 1 goal
Our Goalkeeper sucks
The boyfriend/girlfriend of a person you're trying to seduce.
Person A: But she's taken.
Person B: No matter, that doesn't mean anything. You just have to lob the goalkeeper.
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to protect something from somebody
Mike just can not keep a secret. He always tells everything to his brother.
Yes, he is a lousy goalkeeper!!!
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to protect something from somebody
Mike just can not keep a secret. He always tells everything to his brother.
Yes, he is a lousy goalkeeper!!!
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In project management, the person responsible for keeping ideas and features within the scope of the original project.
Team member: Whilst we are doing this could we also do that?
Location goalkeeper: No, that is beyond the boundaries of the current project and would need to form part of a later project.
When a football player shoots the ball straight at the goalkeeper, it is known as feeding the goalkeeper
“Stop feeding the goalkeeper, he’s not hungry!”
“The keeper’s just eaten!”