Goat Balls

The smell of one's nut sack after becoming vary sweaty. The results from swamp nuts. Some causes are workouts, playing sports, spending time in a sauna, working in Iraq, ect.

"It's so hot outside I'm starting to get a case of goat balls."

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Hairy Goat Balls

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.

Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.

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goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.

"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert

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swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.

It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

deep fried goat balls

goat balls that have been deep fried in a deep fryer

"Hey, can you get some deep fried goat balls from the deep fryer?"

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

Goated balls

When one's balls are so exquisite and delicious that they earn the title G.o.a.t (greatest of all time)

anyone tryna play with these goated balls