goatmeal

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

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Goatmeal

A big meal consisting primarily of goat; a lot of goat cooked at one time.

guy 1: I had an awesome goatmeal last night!
guy 2: nice.
guy 1: It made me take the biggest shit ever.

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Goatmeal Creampie

An unclean, smelly, nasty creampie given to a willing girl.

I hadn't showered in a week, but she couldn't wait to get it in, so I gave her a Goatmeal Creampie.