god's nectar

A mystical ingredient that makes food is so unexplainably good, the only explanation is God's Nectar. Like pretzels w/ salt at a football game, or corn on the cob, or frosting, or beer, or a gin & tonic.

Tim: Dude seriously, this has got to be the best corn ever, you say it is from Brentwood?

Sam: Yes, I'm not sure, but I have been told the secret ingredient is God's Nectar!!

Tim: Huh??

Sam: You know, God visits the cornfields (after they have been plowed) and sprinkles his nectar all over each of the stalks and that is what makes them super sweeet!

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God Nectar

The ultimate drink. (usually paired with a McDank)

Step 1. Get a large cup.

Step 2. Fill halfway with Cherry Cola

Step 3. Fill other half with Dr. Pepper

Step 4. Consume the god nectar. (preferably while consuming the McDank)

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