goggle it

When a retard spells google wrong.

you spelled google wrong YOU SON OF A BITCH *arnold voice.

google it, not goggle it.

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goggles

They do nothing!

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the goggles

What someone says when they see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person.

Originated from The Simpsons

"Hey Johnny, did you know Rosie O'Donnell starred on Playboy, it's right here"

"THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!"

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Goggle

v. To look at a problem and think up a solution; to come up with a date, name, etc. based on one's personal store of acquired knowledge.

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I find this problem to be vexacious! I think I'll Google it.

No no. I'll goggle it. It'll be quicker and I'll get to lord it over you.

Thanks.

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Goggling

A rare sexual act in where the male places his testicles on top of the females eye lids. The female then blinks intensely causing her eyelashes to gently brush the skin of the testicles.

Me and my wife prefer goggling over oral sex.

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goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor up will eventually improve to nothing to write home about as the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.

When Will first came to UC-Berkeley and saw all the nappy-dreaded hippie beast women the school had to offer, he thought he'd never find anything to beat up. But eventually, after the goggles finally took effect, he found himself bringing home a new swamp donkey every night and loving every minute of it.

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Goggle

Goggle or Goggle.com is a website that typosquats users from "Google.com". It is known to load spyware and malware on your computer.

N00b: -types in "goggle.com" instead of "google"-
Person: YOU JUST GOT A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER
Computer: -starts having a BSOD-
N00b: -starts crying-

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