going to california

Sitting around doing nothing but smoking weed for very long periods of time.

Mike:Hey wher's Bill, i haven't seen him at work since last tuuesday.
Bob: He quit his job.
Mike?Really, whats he doing now?
Bob: Going to California
Mike:oooooh

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Go California

To go California on someone is to have a mental breakdown over something said that does not conform to Communist standards.

Symptoms include incoherent speech, illogical argument points, sudden bursts of emotions such as spontaneous crying, rage, or fits of hysteria; and a general sense of narcissistic pride in one's misinformation word vomit.

Speaker: "She doesn't want any cookies."
Non Cookie Eater: "Did you just call me she?"
Speaker: "Easy now, don't go California on me."

Go back to California

When a Californian moves to a red state. Most of the time, it is used by republican Texans to insult Democrats who moved from a blue state to Texas.

Person 1: I do not like Donald Trump
Person 2: Go back to California!

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