Any sexual act involving honey.
Much like going to the state of New Jersey, it sounds like an okay idea ... but in reality it's unpleasant, time-consuming to clean up, and will give you a yeast infection if you're not careful.
"How do you feeling about going to New Jersey?
"No thanks. Bob and I went to New Jersey two weeks ago and my skin *still* feels sticky."
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