going to oklahoma

In Oklahoma, it is legal to have sex with an unconscious persons mouth. This phrase is a subtle way to tell someone you want to roofie them and fuck their face.

Hey, we are going to Oklahoma, wanna come?

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Gotta go to Oklahoma

“Gotta go to Oklahoma” is when you are defecating on a guys chest along side of the road. You say “ i gotta go to Oklahoma” that way your friends would not sUspect you are a public poop freak.

Example: “This covid has me stressin out, i need to take a trip… Gotta go to Oklahoma”